Commentary:
Haha, the struggle is real! 😅🗓️ Looks like your weekend was just a distant dream! 😂🙃
541 Funny day quotes
The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.
The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat…
Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the…
I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I…
Commentary:
Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! 🕒😅 "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" — the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. 📺🍿 Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! 😂✨
When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime b…
Commentary:
Ah, the infamous "other day" — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It's like saying "soon" or "let’s do it sometime," which really means "whenever I remember or feel like it." 😂 So next time someone drops the "other day" bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule!
My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wi…
Commentary:
Sounds like your schedule is playing a game of reverse psychology on you! 😂🛌☀️ Maybe you're just trying to keep life interesting—flip the script and see what happens! Or perhaps your sleep cycle is on its own midnight adventure. Either way, you're living proof that mornings and nights don’t always follow the rules! 😴➡️🌙
“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay dow…
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and…
