369 Funny day quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the harsh reality of adulting hitting our kids like a ton of dirty dishes 🍽️😅 Parenting is all fun and games until someone has to do the dishes! #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like this person already has enough stress at work without adding you to the mix! 😂🔥 Looks like you'll need to find another destination for your unwanted company! 🌍🚫 #WorkplaceDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! 😅 Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! 🦸‍♂️💥 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of "The Princess and the Rogue Hair" where instead of a sensitive princess detecting a pea under the mattress, it's you battling with a sneaky hair inside your shirt all day long! 👸🏽🕵️‍♂️ Just like the princess, your quest for comfort is never-ending, and this rogue hair seems determined to be the villain of the story! But fear not, for you are the brave protagonist in this modern fairy tale,

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! 🍤🍚 Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

  Commentary:
  🌙✨ "Who knew the moon was the real MVP with that night shift hustle?! 🌚 Sorry sun, but the moon's got us covered when it comes to lighting up the night sky in style! 😎 #TeamMoon" 🌟🌝

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, on Valentine's Day, it's important to sprinkle your happiness, not rub it in like a glitter bomb 💖 Let the couples have their moment, because let's be honest, we all know they'll go back to arguing over who left the toilet seat up tomorrow anyway! 🚽😆 #SpreadLoveNotToiletSeatIssues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Valentine when you make Groundhog's Day look like a breeze! 😄 Stay single, stay fabulous! 💁‍♀️🦔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you know, just the usual exciting day of staring at myself in the mirror and contemplating life's biggest mysteries 💇‍♀️💭 #BasicBeautyRoutine"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, world! Today, the onions better grab their tissues because they're in for a good cry 😂💦 Let the tears flow as this chef gets ready to cook up a storm! 🧅🔪 #OnionTears"

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