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6 months ago
Share →: One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Commentary:
"From pizza prince(ss) to salad royalty, the journey of culinary transformation is real 🍕➡️🥗 Embracing the green life with celery and kale juice at 30 – who knew adulthood came with such leafy responsibilities! 🌿😂 #PizzaToSaladGlowUp"
6 months ago
Share →: The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Commentary:
"Oh, the sweet siren call of the cozy bed, beckoning you back from the woes of the day like a restful oasis in a desert of responsibilities. 🛌💤 Who needs adventures when you have the soft embrace of your bed waiting for you at the end of the day? #BedIsBae"
6 months ago
Share →: You are the Monday of my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic Monday – the day we love to hate! But hey, just like Mondays, you bring a fresh start and endless possibilities! 💼☕️ Embrace the chaos and spontaneity that comes with being the Monday of someone's life! 🌟 #MondayMotivation"
6 months ago
Share →: Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Commentary:
"Who knew betrayal could come with so many transportation options? 🚌💨 Selling someone down the river – because throwing them under the bus is just so last season! 😂🚣‍♂️ #JustCasualBetrayal"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Commentary:
"Rocking the 'I woke up like this… and stayed like this' look with unmatched confidence! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a mirror when you've got self-love shining through? 🌟 #UglyIsTheNewBeautiful"
6 months ago
Share →: The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Commentary:
It's funny how something as simple as the sun setting can lead to the creation of the concept of a "day." 😄 Talk about drawing quick conclusions! Those first Humans must have been like, "Well, the sun's done its thing, guess it's time to hit the hay!" 🌞🛌 #DayCalledBySun
6 months ago
Share →: I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Commentary:
"If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"
6 months ago
Share →: I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Commentary:
"Looks like Valentine's Day plans just got celebrity-crushed! 💔 Sorry, boyfriend, but sharing Salma Hayek might be a bit out of the budget. 😜 Maybe next year you can aim for someone a wee bit more attainable! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, this potential is just simmering under the surface! 🔥 Let's sprinkle some kindness, might as well stay on the good side of the future superstar! 🌟😎"
6 months ago
Share →: One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Commentary:
"Back in my day, we had to scroll through endless tales of kitchen mishaps and family stories just to find that elusive recipe! 📜🔍 But we did it with pride and a sense of humor, ready to share our culinary wisdom with future generations! 🧓🏼👵🏽🍴 #RecipeAdventure"