615 Funny day quotes

• I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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  2 weeks ago

  day, every, everyday, hell, humor, i, ID, interaction, office, sarcastic, tell, want, work

• “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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  2 weeks ago

  bad, bad day, coping, countdown, day, even, Friday, having, humor, least, me, optimism, relatable, tomorrow, Wednesday, weekend, well, workweek, worse

• The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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  2 weeks ago

  annoyance, crazy, day, discomfort, driving, except, hair, humor, inside, me, pea, princess, rogue, shirt

• Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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  2 weeks ago

  absurdity, broken, cooking, day, even, food, fry, humor, irony, rice, shrimp, twice

• Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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  2 weeks ago

  bright, dark, day, humor, light, moon, night, opinion, perspective, sun, unpopular, us, useful, usefulness

• Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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  2 weeks ago

  celebration, couples, day, enjoy, happiness, humor, irony, let, love, once, relationships, single, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

• It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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  celebration, day, expectations, Groundhog, holiday, humor, i, love, ok, relationship, single, Valentine

• The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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  2 weeks ago

  asking, conversation, day, hairdresser, humor, i, me, plans, salon, special, special plans

• Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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  2 weeks ago

  cooking, cry, day, humor, kitchen, motivation, onion, onions

• What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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  2 weeks ago

  buy, clueless, day, gift, humor, i, idea, likes, love, misunderstanding, once, relationship, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day, wife

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