11 Funny defense quotes — Wordgag ツ

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

2 months ago2 months ago

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

2 months ago2 months ago

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

3 months ago3 months ago

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

4 months ago4 months ago

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Feb 25, 2025

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Jan 27, 2025

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Jan 23, 2025

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Jan 23, 2025