12 Funny defense quotes

• No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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  complaint, defense, hr, HR complaint, humor, legal, me, office, workplace

• Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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• In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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• Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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  confession, courtroom, defense, era, honor, humor, i, incident, time, villain

• In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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• In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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  2 months ago

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• Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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  2 months ago

  2012, after, apology, defense, hand, humor, i, media, phone, post, second, social, social media, sorry, time

• Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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• Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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• In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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  alone, defense, excuse, humor, i, left, responsibility, unsupervised

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