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Funny defense quotes

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025