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Funny deodorant quotes are the perfect way to add a little zest to your daily routine 🌟🧴 Whether you’re battling sweat or just need a laugh, these witty lines keep things fresh and fun 😄💨 Say goodbye to awkward moments and hello to humor that sticks around like your favorite scent! 🕺✨ Ready to sprinkle some giggles into your hygiene game? Let’s dive in! 🎉🚿

New funny deodorant quotes 👇

1 day ago
Share →: I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Commentary:
When your art skills are top tier, but only on your clothes! 🎨👕😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Commentary:
That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃
2 weeks ago
Share →: Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Commentary:
"48 hours? Talk about living on the edge… or maybe the nose! 😅👃#LivingDangerously #SmellYouLater"
2 months ago
Share →: Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Commentary:
"Unless you're aiming for a new personal best in the 'Decathlon of Smells'! 😅🏃‍♂️💨"#KeepYourArmsAtEase
4 months ago
Share →: Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Commentary:
"Who needs to buy deodorant when you have a magical aura that makes people want to gift it to you? 😂✨ Talk about spreading good vibes – and good scents – wherever you go! 🎁🌸#DeodorizeMePlease"
6 months ago
Share →: On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the lengths kids will go to for a dare! 🙈 Looks like your son has become a walking advertisement for Axe now – talk about fresh breath and a strong scent game! Maybe he's onto a new trend in dental hygiene? Don't forget to sniff-test the next time he opens his mouth! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical allure of a new deodorant scent! 💫✨ Just think of it as a mysterious, seductive companion accompanying you on your daily adventures. 😏 Who says romance is dead when you've got a sexy stranger lurking in your armpits! 🕵️‍♂️💃"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Commentary:
"Dear deodorant manufacturers, if your product really lasts 72 hours, does that mean I can hibernate for 3 days and still smell fresh? 🤔 Meanwhile, my bus ride feels like a never-ending aroma adventure thanks to your 'long-lasting' promise! 🚌🤢 #PublicTransportStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet, refreshing sensation of deodorant post-shave – a true wake-up call for the armpits! 💪🪒 Who knew that feeling alive could involve a spritz of freshness and a smooth shave? It's the little things in life, folks! 😄 #ArmpitAwakening"
6 months ago
Share →: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Commentary:
"Common sense is like deodorant – it works best when actually applied! 😅 Sadly, it seems some folks just prefer to go au naturel in the brains department! 🧠💨 #StayFreshStaySmart"