On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the lengths kids will go to for a dare! 🙈 Looks like your son has become a walking advertisement for Axe now – talk about fresh breath and a strong scent game! Maybe he's onto a new trend in dental hygiene? Don't forget to sniff-test the next time he opens his mouth! 😂

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical allure of a new deodorant scent! 💫✨ Just think of it as a mysterious, seductive companion accompanying you on your daily adventures. 😏 Who says romance is dead when you've got a sexy stranger lurking in your armpits! 🕵️‍♂️💃"

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing "72h" on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Commentary:
"Dear deodorant manufacturers, if your product really lasts 72 hours, does that mean I can hibernate for 3 days and still smell fresh? 🤔 Meanwhile, my bus ride feels like a never-ending aroma adventure thanks to your 'long-lasting' promise! 🚌🤢 #PublicTransportStruggles"

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I'm still alive.

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet, refreshing sensation of deodorant post-shave – a true wake-up call for the armpits! 💪🪒 Who knew that feeling alive could involve a spritz of freshness and a smooth shave? It's the little things in life, folks! 😄 #ArmpitAwakening"

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Commentary:
"Common sense is like deodorant – it works best when actually applied! 😅 Sadly, it seems some folks just prefer to go au naturel in the brains department! 🧠💨 #StayFreshStaySmart"