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Funny deodorant quotes are the perfect way to add a little zest to your daily routine 🌟🧴 Whether you’re battling sweat or just need a laugh, these witty lines keep things fresh and fun 😄💨 Say goodbye to awkward moments and hello to humor that sticks around like your favorite scent! 🕺✨ Ready to sprinkle some giggles into your hygiene game? Let’s dive in! 🎉🚿

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

4 weeks ago
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

1 month ago
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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

1 month ago
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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

1 month ago
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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

1 month ago
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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

1 month ago
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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

1 month ago
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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

1 month ago
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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

1 month ago
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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

1 month ago
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When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

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This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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