Funny destroying quotes

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  Commentary:
  Ah, the tumultuous twenties – a time for making questionable decisions and questionable fashion choices! It’s the decade of discovering who you are by pretending to be someone you’re not, all while surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and broken dreams. Just remember, it’s all part of the grand masterpiece that is adulthood! #LivingTheTwentiesDream

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Who knew scrubbing toilets could be so suspenseful? Just be sure to dispose of that DNA evidence properly! #cleaningcrimescene”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the joys of teamwork! Who knew that setting your life on fire could be a joint effort? Just like Bonnie and Clyde, but with more emotional baggage… and less bank heists. ”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Channeling your inner tornado every morning, I see! On the bright side, maybe you’re just really committed to that ‘messy-chic’ aesthetic! #WardrobeWars”

  4 months ago

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