Funny destroying quotes

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  When you realize the cat's emotional support skills unmatched and you're over here starring in a drama series no one asked for 📉😹

  betrayal, betraying, destroying, humor, kitten, mommy, nothing, sarcasm, self-destruction

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the tumultuous twenties – a time for making questionable decisions and questionable fashion choices! 🤪 It's the decade of discovering who you are by pretending to be someone you're not, all while surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and broken dreams. 🍜💔 Just remember, it's all part of the grand masterpiece that is adulthood! 🎨 #LivingTheTwentiesDream

  betraying, choices, crisis, destroying, existential, existential crisis, humor, life, life choices, nothing, self, twenty, yourself, youth

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Who knew scrubbing toilets could be so suspenseful? 🚽🕵️‍♀️ Just be sure to dispose of that DNA evidence properly! 🔍💼 #cleaningcrimescene"

  activity, bathroom, clean, cleaning, crime, destroy, destroying, evidence, funny activity, humor, i, listening, podcast, pretend, true, true crime

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of teamwork! Who knew that setting your life on fire could be a joint effort? 🔥👫 Just like Bonnie and Clyde, but with more emotional baggage… and less bank heists. 💔😅"

  comedy, commitment, destroy, destroying, humor, job, life, partnership, person, relationships

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Channeling your inner tornado every morning, I see! 🌪️ On the bright side, maybe you're just really committed to that 'messy-chic' aesthetic! 😂👗 #WardrobeWars"

  chaos, destroying, dressed, fashion, getting, getting dressed, humor, i, mess, room, time, toxic, toxic trait, trait

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