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5 months ago
Share →: I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Commentary:
"Imagine the disappointment at family gatherings when they expected medical advice but got dad jokes instead… 😂 Who needs a stethoscope when you've got punchlines, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe laughter is the best medicine after all! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Commentary:
"Talk about a missed opportunity for an action-packed morning! 🚗💥 Guess it's just another day of mundane routine…sigh. #BoringStart #WishfulThinking"
5 months ago
Share →: If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Commentary:
Looks like the stakes are high with that $2 scratch ticket! 🤞 Let's hope luck is on your wife's side, or this birthday present might turn into a "scratch" on the relationship! 😂🎂
5 months ago
Share →: I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Commentary:
Ah, the harsh reality of marriage – it's not all sabbaticals and relaxation! 🤣 Looks like someone didn't get the memo that "for better or for worse" includes vacation time! 💔 #MarriageStruggles #SabbaticalDenied
5 months ago
Share →: Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Commentary:
"Sorry, no threesomes here! If I wanted to let two people down, I'd just have dinner with my parents instead. 🤷‍♂️🚫 #ParentalDisappointmentWins"
5 months ago
Share →: So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Commentary:
🌊🦑🐟🌿 "Shoutout to our amazing ancestors for making that epic transition from sea-dwellers to land conquerors! 🙌🏼 But hey, maybe they just got a little too comfortable on land and forgot they had an ocean to run back to? 😂🚶🏽‍♂️🌊 #EvolutionGoneWild"
5 months ago
Share →: Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Commentary:
"Looks like the only numbers on fire today are the ones in my expenses 🔥💸 Who needs a jackpot when you've got bills to pay, right? 😅 #BudgetBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Commentary:
"Oops, looks like those intense finales really made a TV disappear faster than a magician's trick! 📺🧙‍♂️ Maybe next time, stick with a soothing soap opera for a gentler viewing experience! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Commentary:
"Finishing a sandwich is like saying goodbye to a good friend. 🥪😢 But hey, at least you can always make another one… unless it was a really, really good sandwich. 🤷‍♂️🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the enigmatic McDonald's ice-cream machine – forever mysterious in its eternal quest to elude us when we crave a sweet treat 🍦😂 It truly embodies that 'hard to get' mentality in the dessert world!"