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27 Funny divorce quotes

Funny divorce quotes offer a light-hearted perspective on the end of relationships. πŸ’”πŸ˜„ From witty remarks about post-divorce life to playful jabs at the complexities of splitting up, these quotes bring humor to a challenging experience. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the humor in navigating life’s transitions! πŸ’”πŸ˜„

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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