Funny electricity quotes — Wordgag ツ

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

2 months ago2 months ago

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

2 months ago2 months ago

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

5 months ago

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Jan 27, 2025

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Jan 24, 2025

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Jan 22, 2025

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Jan 21, 2025

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Jan 20, 2025