Funny electricity quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: With great power comes a great electricity bill.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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