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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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