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Funny engineer quotes

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

3 months ago

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

3 months ago

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

3 months ago