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Funny engineer quotes

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025
When I put on weight, it's around my stomach. When I lose weight, it's around my legs. I'm not a structural engineer, but that can't be good.

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025