Funny engineer quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙‍♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious ways of weight distribution – seems like your body's architecture might need a remodeling permit! 🏗️😄 Just remember, you're not alone in this 'construction zone' journey!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

  Commentary:
  Well, they say hindsight is 20/20, but apparently, engineers behind evil robots have 20 red LEDs instead! 🤖🔴 Always a good reminder to choose your lighting fixtures wisely, especially when plotting world domination. 😂👀

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