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Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² has downloaded:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬ has copied:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦ has copied:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ή has copied:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Going viral on Instagram:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Trending via Reddit:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, β€œHave you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Making waves on YouTube:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Trending via LinkedIn:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Spotted on Threads:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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95 shares on Discord this month:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Normalize saying β€œbetter you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² has downloaded:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ has shared:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ has viewed:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡· has viewed:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has viewed:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me β€œwhat are you looking for, detective?”

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡· has bookmarked:

Being a little freak is my love language.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡± has shared:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Shared recently on Discord:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Making waves on WeChat:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Going bananas on WeChat:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by β€œYou complete me.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Just landed via YouTube:

Born to say β€œare you f*****g stupid”, forced to say β€œwow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Just shared via Slack:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Trending via Discord:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Making waves on WeChat:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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