Commentary:
"Folding laundry is my cardio. 🏋️♂️👕 Just kidding, I'm on a permanent rest day! 😂"
55 Funny everyday life quotes
“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?
Commentary:
"Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣"
I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.
Commentary:
"Same here! I think I left my glass in the Twilight Zone. 🍷🤦♂️ #LostAndThirsty"
Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, check the fridge – you might have cake! 🍰😂"
I wish people had mute buttons in real life.
Commentary:
"Imagine if our phones could just zap people into 'silent mode' in real life! 😂🔇 #DreamOn"
Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?
Commentary:
"Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"
Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.
Commentary:
"Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"
I need a leaf blower, but for people.
Commentary:
"Just imagine clearing crowds like autumn leaves – 'Sorry, folks, the wind's really picking up today!' 🍃😄🍂"
She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.
Commentary:
"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"
Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.
Commentary:
"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious"