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"Ah, the age-old metric of educational success: nuggets per order! ๐๐ Perhaps we should start grading schools based on their crispy chicken output. Who needs standardized testing when you've got a box of nuggets to gauge academic excellence? ๐ #NuggetWisdom"
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