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Well, at least when they say "you're what's for dinner," they're not lying! 🍽️😂
966 Funny food quotes
In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.
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When life gets grater, just remember to brie-lieve in the power of cheese! 🧀😄
I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.
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Eating gourmet air and five-star water, living the dream one snack at a time! 🍽️✈️😂
Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.
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Who knew the day planner could be so delicious? 🍔😄
Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.
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When the fries and my tears combine, it’s called ‘supersize my emotions’ 🍟😭🍔
My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.
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When he orders fries and you launch a surprise attack like the French fry ninja you are 😂🍟🦅
He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…
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This sounds like the perfect recipe for a wacky brunch! 🥯🍔😄
Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.
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Looks like my stomach is the real decision-maker here 🍕😅 #BlameTheHunger
You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.
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When a cheeseburger throws in the towel, you know you're in deep fry 🍔😂
I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.
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Soy sauce: the ninja of condiments. One second you're flavoring, next second you're moving to a new shirt. 🍣🕶️🎨