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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Reported on Discord:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Trending via Reddit:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Reported on Telegram:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Reported on Facebook:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Just landed via Reddit:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Trending via Threads:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Breaking via Slack:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Share →: Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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"Looks like my camera's doing a better job at witness protection than the FBI! 📷🤦‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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"Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"
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Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Breaking via Discord:

Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

Shared recently on Facebook:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Trending via Pinterest:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Making waves on TikTok:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Live now on X:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Shared recently on Threads:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Breaking via Slack:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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