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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 2, 2026

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Just shared via Twitch:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Trending via Twitch:

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

Making waves on Discord:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

Live now on Telegram:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Going viral on WeChat:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Spotted on WeChat:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

Making waves on X:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Funny force quotes

Funny force quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of physics and power 💥😂 Whether you’re a science geek or just love clever wordplay, these witty lines will make you chuckle while thinking about forces all around us 🌪️💪 Get ready to laugh and feel the pull of humor with these clever quips that prove even force can be fun! 🚀😄

New funny force quotes 👇

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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2 months ago

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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2 months ago

camera, definitely, force, having, humor, keep, life, low quality, low-quality camera, photography, privacy, private, technology
May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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2 months ago

force, humor, meeting, meetings, Monday, motivation, star, Star Wars, wars, work
If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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2 months ago

convenience, force, humor, i, ID, Jedi, just, laziness, open, pistachio, sci-fi, snack, Star Wars
The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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2 months ago

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50 shares on TikTok this month:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

71 shares on Threads this month:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

41 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,310

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

Funny Quotes Images

15,310

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,255

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

The world started without permission again.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Making waves on Instagram:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Spotted on Messenger:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Trending via WeChat:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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