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Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Spotted on Instagram:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Trending via Reddit:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Reported on Instagram:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Spotted on WeChat:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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Share →: I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Commentary:
🤣 "I've added lunges to my workout routine. It's a big step forward…literally! Who knew exercising could be so pun-derful? Keep lunging ahead, you're really stepping up your fitness game! 💪🚶‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime routine of overthinking, also known as the 'brain marathon' 🏃‍♂️💭 Who needs sleep when you can analyze every life decision you've ever made at 2 am? 😂 #InsomniaGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the past, always trying to slide back into your DMs like an old ex! 📞🚫 Don't give in – that book has been read cover to cover, dear past! 📖😄 Let's stay focused on the NOW and the NEXT chapter! 🚀🔮 #MovingForward"

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Slack:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Trending via Slack:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Just shared via Discord:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Reported on TikTok:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Spotted on Instagram:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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