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"Ah, the irony of 'free time' – a misnomer for sure! It's like a budgeting black hole where money disappears faster than a magician's rabbit 🎩🐇💸 Who knew being financially liberated could come with such a price tag? 😂💸 #MoneyFleesWhenFree"
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- Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.
- I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.
- Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.
- I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.
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- Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.
- I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.
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- The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.
- Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.
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