Funny freezing quotes

• New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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  4 days ago

  awesome, breakfast, city, city life, cold, expensive, freezing, homeless, humor, irony, life, new, New York, past, people, spend, walk, yes, york

• I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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  2 months ago

  computer, found, freezing, humor, i, joke, open, technology, troubleshooting, window

• It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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  2 months ago

  bear, car, car trouble, cold, freezing, humor, outside, polar, polar bear, start, trouble, winter

• Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, coca, Coca Cola, cola, cold, every, freezing, heat, humor, irony, just, nowhere, seasonal, seen, shows, time, truck, year

• I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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  5 months ago

  basic, basic needs, cold, discomfort, freezing, hunger, needs, pee, peeing, starving

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