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Funny freezing quotes

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

4 weeks ago

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

3 months ago

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

3 months ago