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Just when you think you've unlocked all the character backstory, they hit you with a surprise DLC! 🤯🎮🤣
159 Funny friend quotes
Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.
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"Ah yes, the classic 'friends with benefits package!' 😂🙈 #FriendzoneGoals"
I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.
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When your imaginary friends have their own imaginary drama 🤖👽🤝✨
I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.
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Oops, wine strikes again! 🍷🤦♀️ Anyone else suddenly a "sweet girl" cheerleader after two glasses? 🥂😂
I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.
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Chanel bags for everyone! Way better than Taco Tuesday, but just as cheesy 👜🧀😎
3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.
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Juggling friends like social life Pokémon: gotta catch just the right three! 🎬🍹📱
Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.
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When your friend knows way too much about your collection of rare potato chips 🍟😆 #TrueFriendGoals
“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.
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Scaling Mount Cat Party! 🎉🐾 Better be some legendary tuna cake at the top! 🐱🎈
My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”
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Sounds like I need a new definition of "friend" 😂🧱🤔