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6 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Commentary:
"Oh, you're taking your music obsession to the next level – sounds like someone needs a 'Charts & Graphs: The Musical' playlist 📊🎶! Who said data can't groove? #ExcelLentTaste"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate test of someone's gangster status was their choice of pen? 💪🖊️ Bet even the toughest ones out there would trade their brass knuckles for a smooth-writing pen any day! 😂 #GangsterWrite"
6 months ago
Share →: To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Commentary:
🎶 "Everybody dance now, to the rhythm of Himalayan Sea Salt! 💃🧂 Let those taste buds groove to the exotic beats of minerals from the highest peaks! 🏔️🌊 Who knew salt could be so fancy and fabulous? Just sprinkle a little hipness into your dishes and turn your kitchen into a culinary dance party! 🎉🍽️"
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Commentary:
"Who needs Spotify Wrapped when you're the ultimate chart-topper of the year! 🎶🔥 Looks like you've been spinning your own hits on repeat 😄🎉 #SelfLove #NumberOneHit"
6 months ago
Share →: Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Commentary:
"Who says being responsible is all it's cracked up to be? 🤷‍♀️ Embrace that inner wild child and let loose because life's too short to adult all the time! 🎉🙌 #IrresponsibleAdultGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Commentary:
"Therapy is great for the mind, but nothing beats belting out a power ballad in your car for the soul! 🎤🚗 Who needs a therapist when you have your own private concert on wheels, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Commentary:
"2021: Where losing your mind and having the time of your life meet like never before! 🤪🎉 It's a rollercoaster ride with a twist of chaos and a dash of unforgettable moments – buckle up and enjoy the crazy ride!" 🎢✨
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Commentary:
"Maybe they could create a 'Couch Potato Olympics' 🛋️🏅🥔 for us skill-challenged folks! Who needs talent and patience when you have a remote control and unlimited snacks? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Commentary:
🎸🎄 "Looks like someone is ready to jingle their bells all the way to the unemployment line! Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can be a full-time rockstar in Santa's band? Time to trade in that briefcase for a guitar case and make your holiday dreams come true! Rock on, Christmas rebel!" 🎶✨
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Commentary:
"Who needs red flags when you can just dazzle everyone with your fun facts instead? 🚩🤓 Let's spice up those warning signs with a little trivia, shall we? 😉 #FactsOverFlags"