Commentary:
Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑
47 Funny Funny quotes
Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?
Commentary:
"Just call me a comedian with a PhD in 'laughology' 😂🤪🎭 #LaughterThroughThePain"
I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.
Commentary:
"When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! 🤣📶 #NotEvenRemotelyWitty"
Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”
Commentary:
"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦♂️😂"
Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.
Commentary:
"🤣 When you realize Friday is the punchline of the week! #Mood 😂"
Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”
Commentary:
"Airports: where I pay for a flight, but end up on an unexpected shopping spree 🚀🛍️ Who knew travel came with a side of impulse buying? 😂✈️"
That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.
Commentary:
"When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"
The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.
Commentary:
"When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"
I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?
Commentary:
"Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"
Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.
Commentary:
"Wow, I didn’t realize it was a bring-your-own-mummies kind of party! 🎉🧟♂️🤣"