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When Netflix becomes your unofficial third wheel 🍿📺💤
Tag Archives: 179 Funny girl quotes
Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.
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When you're all out of snack ideas, just feast on man'splaining instead. 🍽️🫀😏
I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.
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Oops, wine strikes again! 🍷🤦♀️ Anyone else suddenly a "sweet girl" cheerleader after two glasses? 🥂😂
I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.
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When life gives you déjà vu, bring a shovel and a strong opinion! 🐴💀🤣
Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.
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Babe, if you're not howling like a werewolf in my comments, are we even dating? 🐺😂
Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.
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Lucky us, we can think about pizza without surprise pepperoni! 🍕😅
Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.
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When I'm out of film but still want to impress, I just make a clicking sound and pretend I'm a vintage camera! 📸😎
Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.
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Sounds like you've got a PhD in Manifestology. Can I borrow your syllabus? 🔮😄
It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.
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Sounds like it's time to bring out the invisible megaphone! 📣👧😆