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When you wake up smelling like a spa and your pillow's living its best life 🍬💤✨
Tag Archives: 179 Funny girl quotes
Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.
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Dream girl status: achieved. Love perspective: permanently under construction 🚧😂
Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.
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Hydration station, here we come! 💧🚰 Let's turn 'boring' into 'pour-ing’! 😂
A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.
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Guess I better start building a rocket, 'cause stars need seats too! 🌟🚀😄
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.
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Who knew "adulting" was just code for "download all the apps your kid self never dreamed of"? 😂📱🔐
Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.
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When your brain finally boots up and you realize marriage might need more than a 10-year warranty 🤔💍🤣
Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.
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Sounds like you've been preparing for the role of Night Owl Extraordinaire since childhood! 🌙🦉✨
Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.
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It's like living with a majestic breadcrumb trail, but instead of leading you home, it just clogs the vacuum! 🦸♀️🔍✨
Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.
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Sounds like solid advice! Just dodge baby showers and you’re in the clear! 🤰😅🎉
You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.
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Spice up your life: your crush on Ginger says you're hot-headed, and a Sporty crush means hiking on the first date! 🌶️🥾🤣