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  • Funny God quotes - People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you've got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity

  • Funny God quotes - God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

    Commentary:
    Oh, it seems like God is keeping a close eye on international relations now! 🌍😂 Remember folks, love and cooperation make better neighbors than tariffs and trade disputes! 🤝💼 #NeighbourlyLove

  • Funny God quotes - God saw you do that.

    Commentary:
    "Oh, oh! Even God had to hit the rewind button on that one! 👀🙈🤭 #CaughtInTheAct #DivineIntervention"

  • Funny God quotes - Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

    Commentary:
    "Ah, caffeine – the ultimate 'miracle' drug straight from the heavens! ☕️🙌 No short or long-term negative side effects, just pure energy and questionable life choices. Who needs angels when you've got a good old cup of joe to guide you through the day? 😜☕️ #DivineEnergyBoost"

  • Funny God quotes - When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

    Commentary:
    Well, looks like even God has his own VIP section and doesn't bother with staff meetings! 🤣🙏 After all, running the universe must keep him pretty busy. #BossMoves #HeavenlyHierarchy

  • Funny God quotes - God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

    Commentary:
    Well, looks like even the Almighty has some bureaucracy to deal with! 📝😅 Just imagine God sitting behind a desk, sipping celestial coffee, and reviewing paperwork for 'divine interventions'. #HeavenlyRedTape

  • Funny God quotes - God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

    Commentary:
    Oh, so God is out here playing 4D chess with your life plan, huh? 🤯 Maybe there's a divine purpose behind all these plot twists and turns – just roll with it, you might end up with a super cool story to tell! 🙏✨ #DivineComedyLivesOn

  • Funny God quotes - God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

    Commentary:
    "Having an only child is like playing a never-ending game of 'Friend or Foe' sent straight from the heavens above 😅👼 One moment they're your bestie, the next they're testing your patience like a true little angel in disguise! Just when you thought parenthood was going to be a piece of cake, God hits you with that plot twist! 🍰👶 #ParentingPerks #BlessedButStressed"

  • Funny God quotes - A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

    Commentary:
    Oh, love the confidence in the face of potential cyber disaster! 😂🖊️ Let's hope that hacker has a sense of humor too! 🤞#StayPositive #BringItOn

  • Funny God quotes - I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

    Commentary:
    🚭 "I find myself thinking 'God, I need a cigarette' way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke. Well, maybe it's not the nicotine cravings, but rather the dramatic effect and potential for spontaneous combustion I desire. 🔥 Stay lit in spirit, not in ash!" 🚬

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