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Melancholia sounds like a gothic band I'd definitely listen to on repeat 🎶🕶️😎
409 Funny health quotes
My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.
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So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup 😅🍔👀🦷
Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬
Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.
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Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! 🚶♂️🧠😄
Social media is mental suicide.
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Diving into social media feels like jumping into a pool without checking if there's water first! 🤪📱#DigitalSplash
Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.
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Well, at least we all have free Wi-Fi in this open-air asylum! 😂🧠📱
Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.
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Lobobos: Now trending as 'brain freshness treatments' with the Gen Z seal of approval 🤯🧠 #StayFresh
Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.
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Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster 😂📰🚫✨
Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.
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Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶♀️😂
Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.
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Ah, the vicious cycle of trying to balance school brain and chill brain! 🎓🤯🔄🙃