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Just another day at the 'Tearapy' spa! 😭🛁💆♂️
409 Funny health quotes
I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.
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When your morning needs more capybara cuddles: emotional support rodents, where are you? 💤🦔
“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”
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"Take cover, folks! 😂 I'm just warming up and already teetering on the edge of my crazy quota! 🚀🙃"
Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.
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Trying to please everyone and still failing is my superpower 🌟🤦♂️ #PeoplePleaserProblems 😅
My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.
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Ah yes, the classic game of "What's Ruining My Day?"—it's like playing a dysfunctional version of Clue! 🤔🕵️♀️💊
Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.
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Respawning in the dating game with less health and no cheat codes! 🎮❤️🩹✨
Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?
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Trying to give up junk food is like trying to break up with the love of your life 🍔🍕💔😅
Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.
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Guess that means I'm officially part water now… mermaid transformation begins! 🧜♂️💧
If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.
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Having a committee meeting up there every day 🤪🧠😂
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?
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Getting that spark back hits different! 🔥✨ Depression: 0, Me: 1! 😎✌️