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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

Live now on Pinterest:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Going bananas on Threads:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Spotted on Snapchat:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Spotted on WeChat:

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Making waves on Messenger:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

3 weeks ago

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Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

3 weeks ago

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

3 weeks ago

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Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

3 weeks ago

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

3 weeks ago

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Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

3 weeks ago

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

3 weeks ago

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I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

3 weeks ago

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

3 weeks ago

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

3 weeks ago

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21 shares on Slack this month:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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Spotted on Facebook:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Live now on Slack:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Just landed via Reddit:

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Going viral on Telegram:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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