Funny horrors quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

  Commentary:
  "When your existential crisis takes a coffee break ☕😅 #LivingInDenial"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

  Commentary:
  "Apologies, I am currently booked solid avoiding responsibilities as the horrors of reality keep knocking on my door like unwanted salespeople 🚪👻 #NotTodayReality #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

  Commentary:
  Ahoy matey! 🏴‍☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩‍💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.

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