Funny housework quotes

• It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

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  4 weeks ago

  accomplish, amazing, around, before, cleaning, coming, house, housework, humor, i, motivation, much, over, preparation, procrastination, productivity, right, someone, visitor

• Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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  2 months ago

  chores, doing, family, frustration, housework, humor, mad, mother, parenting, tired, unnecessary

• I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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  2 months ago

  clean, everyday, everyday struggle, house, housework, humor, i, laziness, laziness humor, lazy, me, motivation, motivation paradox, paradox, procrastination, someone, struggle, want, whole

• The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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  2 months ago

  chores, cleaning, house, housework, humor, minute, procrastination, sit, thing, tidying, worst

• I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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  2 months ago

  2, 30, cleaning, hate, housework, humor, i, minutes, over, people, preparation, procrastination, threaten, time

• I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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  2 months ago

  bowl, cleaning, comfort, cream, distraction, guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, house, housework, i, ice, ice cream, lap, opera, pleasure, soap, soap opera, unexpected

• Wake me when AI does housework.

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  2 months ago

  AI, automation, chores, housework, humor, me, wake

• You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, age, clean, cleaning, getting, getting old, house, housework, music, nostalgia, old, used

• My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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  2 months ago

  cleaning, domestic, domestic life, glance, housework, humor, idea, laziness, life, room, sweeping

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