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Be the superhero we all need by stopping the Zoom apocalypse 👩💻⏳🚫
14856 Funny humor quotes
I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.
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Even on rough days, let your pits smell like victory! 🙌💪🤣
My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.
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Sounds like a high-latency relationship! 😂💻❤️
“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?
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Normalize laughing at ourselves for not being normal! 😆🤷♂️
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.
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Guess I've been sending it mixed signals with my WiFi password! 🌌🤔📶
Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.
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Preemptive ghosting: the spooky art of vanishing before becoming the vanishee! 👻🙈
Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.
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When life gives you oranges, make sure they're ready for the party 🎉🍊👠
Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.
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Guess I'll start calling him Dave Foo Fighters from now on! 🎸😄
No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.
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Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️