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Trying to protect the world from unexpected guests, one wrong turn at a time! 😂🗺️🔄
5665 Funny i quotes
I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.
Commentary:
Sounds like calling a radio station for advice on relationships is like asking a dog for directions! 😂📻🔍
Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.
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I've spent my whole life searching for such a moving tune! 🎤🕺😂
Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
Commentary:
Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️
I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.
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Wow, your history books must have had a section on dinosaurs! 🦖📚🚬
If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.
Commentary:
Sounds like your mood ring needs a fire extinguisher on standby! 🔥💍😆
Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.
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Looks like we've got a new definition of "bad mood" and some unexpected foot placement! 🤠🙈✨
Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.
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After all these years, looks like the chat app finally got a breather! 😂🤐📢
I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.
Commentary:
Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅
I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.
Commentary:
Looks like it's time for a hands-on performance 🎷👐✨