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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

Making waves on Instagram:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

Making waves on Threads:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Going viral on Telegram:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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56 shares on WeChat this month:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

79 shares on Discord this month:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

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I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

Just shared via Facebook:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Seen just now on Slack:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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