Funny identify quotes

• I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

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  3 days ago

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• I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, identify, identity, jackson, joke, michael, Michael Jackson, pronoun, pronouns, wordplay

• l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, Christmas tree, dead, holiday, humor, identify, identity, inside, irony, lit, outside, tree

• I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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  2 months ago

  forecast, humor, i, identify, identity, possibility, randomness, weather

• I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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  2 months ago

  born, boy, family, humor, i, identify, identity, packaging

• I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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  2 months ago

  disappointment, humor, i, ice cream, identify, machine, McDonald’s, me, want

• Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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  5 months ago

  actually, funnier, humor, identify, identity, joke, people, perception, personality, sarcasm, self, self-perception, wit

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