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Funny instant quotes

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Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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