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In the age of the internet, even opening hearts has a loading time ⏳🙄🎬
361 Funny interaction quotes
If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.
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Ah, the party small-talk Olympics: diving straight into job interviews! 🥇😂👨💼🍸
Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓
If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.
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Oh yeah, my "job" is definitely a "real" career… so I'm doing just "great" 😂✌️
Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.
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Having an existential crisis every time I step outside: Are you my online buddies or just NPCs? 🤔🤖👀
Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.
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Having trouble with my coffee relationship status… yesterday we were "my love," today we're just "regulars" ☕💔😆
I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.
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"Still waiting for my grocery store dance battle debut! 🛒🕺💃😂"
Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.
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So true! Just like I know my cat *only* meows at me because I'm special 😹🎤🍸
Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.
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Guess I'll have to change my name to "Whole Oat Soy Almond Coconut Non-Dairy" 👩🌾🥛😂
You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.
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Sure, but my comfort zone has snacks and Wi-Fi! 🍿📶