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Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Spotted on Discord:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Spotted on Telegram:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Freshly posted on X:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Just landed via Threads:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Just shared via Instagram:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Going viral on TikTok:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Breaking via X:

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Breaking via Threads:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Just landed via X:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Spotted on TikTok:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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