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James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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