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Inflatable faces: the latest trend in 3D selfies! ๐๐๐ธ
1458 Funny joke quotes
Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.
Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know youโre doing it wrong.
In a relationship with my bedroom fan.
My bra isnโt just padded โ itโs also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.
We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.
Thereโs no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, youโd have named it by the end.
At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.
One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.
