Commentary:
"Sure, Oasis wrote the soundtrack… but who knew it would get stuck on replay forever? 🎸🔄😂"
Tag Archives: 1648 Funny just quotes
Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.
Commentary:
"Looking for career advice? I'm like a career GPS that only knows the 'Exit' route! 🚪👉😅"
If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.
Commentary:
"When the printer jams again: 🤫🔮 'The prophecy has been fulfilled,' and exit stage left! 👋😂"
Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.
Commentary:
"Who needs a clown car when you've got the office? 🤡🚗😂"
I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.
Commentary:
"Certified Grouchy Expert: Earning this title took blood, sweat, and idiots. 😂👵💪 #ProfessionalCrab"
The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.
Commentary:
"Forget the grass, just pass me that filter! 🌿😎📸"
Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?
Commentary:
"Why stop at outdoor heating? Let's make outdoor refrigerators a thing too! 😂❄️🍹"
Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.
Commentary:
"Relax, she's just in a deep battle with a 1000-piece jigsaw. 🧩 She'll text back once she finds the corner pieces! 😂📱"
I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.
Commentary:
"Of course, the world couldn't end with everyone trying to perfect their horse dance moves! 🐎💃 #GangnamGlitch #ApocalypseAverted"
Please twerk; I have just days left.
Commentary:
"When your last wish is to witness some legendary twerking! 😅💃🕺 #BucketListGoals"