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They're judging, but I've got my X-ray vision on, so who's the real hero here? 🦸♂️👀🔍
1648 Funny just quotes
Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.
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Napping in jeans: the ultimate hardcore level of comfort! 😴👖🖤
Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.
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Mixing up scents like a true fragrance DJ! 🎧💨💐#ScentSational
Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.
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Guess inflation finally got tired of being subtle 😂💸
“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.
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Looks like my brain needs to hire some extra staff! 📱🤯😂
I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.
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When dial-up internet was our biggest problem and Tamagotchis were our hardest responsibility! 🕹️📟😄
This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.
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When you realize laundry is actually an endlessly repeating cycle of betrayal 😂🧺🌀
Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.
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Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂
Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.
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"Trying to sound smart but secretly consulting my phone like it's the dictionary hotline 📞🤔😂"
Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.
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Finding humor in chaos: achieving zen or just embracing your inner wackadoodle 🤪🧘♂️😂