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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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Funny lab quotes bring a splash of humor to the world of test tubes and microscopes 🧪🔬. Whether you’re a scientist, student, or just love quirky science jokes, these witty lines add some much-needed laughs between experiments 😂💥. Get ready to mix a little fun with your formulas and brighten up those serious lab days with clever, pun-filled vibes! 🎉🧫

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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Making waves on Slack:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Just shared via Instagram:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Making waves on Messenger:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Reported on Reddit:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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