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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

80 shares on Slack this month:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Making waves on Reddit:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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