27 Funny leg quotes

• Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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  2 months ago

  check, driving, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, just, leg, life, pants, sure, touch, work

• If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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  3 months ago

  day, every, exercise, fitness, humor, joke, leg, leg day, squatter, workout

• Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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  3 months ago

  beauty, beauty standard, commercial, commercials, gorilla, hairless, hairless leg, humor, impress, leg, legs, razor, satire, shave, shaving, someone, standard, stop, want

• I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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  3 months ago

  amazing, amazing feeling, back, before, care, feel, feeling, growing, growth, hair, hair growth, humor, i, just, leg, legs, man, minutes, next, personal, personal care, seconds, self-care, shaved, shaved leg, time

• Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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  3 months ago

  badass, beach, everyone, fear, humor, leg, nature, reality, seaweed, surprise

• If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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  3 months ago

  activity, arm, cost, dolphin, expense, expensive, fun, fun activity, humor, leg, me, shark, should, swimming, think, try

• You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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  3 months ago

  bed, bed sheet, end, experience, funny experience, hotel, humor, kicking, know, leg, leg strength, own, power, sheet, strength, unexpected, unexpected power

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