73 funny light quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

But that was my emotional support daylight.

May 23, 2026

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

May 23, 2026

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

May 23, 2026

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

May 23, 2026

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

May 23, 2026

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

May 23, 2026

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

May 23, 2026

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

May 23, 2026

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

May 23, 2026

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

May 23, 2026

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

May 22, 2026

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

May 22, 2026

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

May 22, 2026

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

May 22, 2026

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

May 22, 2026

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

May 22, 2026

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

May 21, 2026

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

May 21, 2026

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

May 21, 2026

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

May 21, 2026

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

May 21, 2026

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

May 21, 2026

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

May 20, 2026

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

May 20, 2026

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

May 20, 2026

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

May 20, 2026

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

May 20, 2026

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

May 20, 2026

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

May 20, 2026

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

May 20, 2026

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

May 19, 2026

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

May 19, 2026

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

May 19, 2026