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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Going viral on YouTube:

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

Spotted on WeChat:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Making waves on Facebook:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Seen just now on X:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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95 shares on X this month:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Spotted on YouTube:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Just landed via YouTube:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Just landed via TikTok:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Spotted on Twitch:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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