Funny loose quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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