Funny loose quotes

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  23 hours ago

  Share →: That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

  Commentary:
  Here's to that friend who thinks "expiration dates" are just "mild suggestions." 😂🥴🧀

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

  Commentary:
  Who knew my inner boss would be more of a party planner than a drill sergeant? 🥳🛳️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the world of elementary school, teachers are like secret agents – they know all your embarrassing secrets thanks to the little informants running around in their classroom. So, be kind to them, unless you want your dirty laundry aired out during the next parent-teacher conference!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to my version of 'functioning adult', where applying for a nap is as important as paying bills 💤💸 Let's just say my adulting skills come with a side of creativity and a sprinkle of chaos! 🤪✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the struggle of the old-school wired headphones… The feeling of heartbreak as your favorite song fades in and out, echoing the ups and downs of your emotions 😢 But hey, at least the younger generation won't have to experience the unique pain of untangling those pesky wires! 🎧🤦‍♂️ #BluetoothLife

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your screws are really falling for you! 😄🔩 Keep an eye out for any loose nuts too, just in case they start following suit. 🤪 #DIYdrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great divide between professions! 💩 For nurses, loose stool is just another day at work, while for bartenders, it's a definite sign something went wrong with the cocktail recipe! 🍹😂 Just remember, context is everything in the world of bodily functions and mixed drinks! 🩺🍻

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