Funny loose quotes

• That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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• Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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  boss, guy, humor, leadership, loose, me, personal, personal responsibility, real, responsibility, runs, self-control, self-discipline, ship, tough

• They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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  another, comedy, dinosaurs, film, guess, humor, jurassic, let, loose, me, movie, sequel

• Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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  advice, children, dirt, elementary, humor, kids, lip, loose, loose lip, nice, parenting, teacher

• Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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  adult, functioning, humor, identity, interpretation, loose, welcome

• The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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  connection, generation, headphone, headphones, heartbreak, know, loose, loose connection, music, never, new, nostalgia, relationship, technology, wired, wired headphone

• Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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  DIY, every, floor, humor, i, loose, maintenance, odd, screw, think, thoughts, time

• Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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  bartender, context, difference, drinking, humor, job, job difference, loose, loose stool, means, medical, nurse, profession, stool, things

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