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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Live now on Twitch:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

Breaking via Discord:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Trending via Threads:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Trending via Messenger:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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I love it when God gives me money.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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Going viral on Discord:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Just landed via Messenger:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Going viral on WeChat:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Live now on Messenger:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Making waves on Messenger:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Just shared via TikTok:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Just landed via WeChat:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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