Funny Masters quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

  Commentary:
  "Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, golfers! Forget about the sand traps, it's hungry alligators you should be wary of now! 🐊⛳️ Who will come out on top – the golfers or the gators? It's a whole new level of excitement at The Masters! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing quite like the soothing sounds of golf to lull a dad into a peaceful slumber 😴⛳️ Who needs action-packed sports when you can enjoy the excitement of birdies and bogeys in dreamland? #DadLife"

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