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Funny Masters quotes

Men: Masters of multitasking - can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025