Funny Masters quotes

• Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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• In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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  2 months ago

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• People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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  2 months ago

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• Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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  2 months ago

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• The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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  3 months ago

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• Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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  3 months ago

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• Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

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  3 months ago

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