Funny mating quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

  Commentary:
  "Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like your stomach is ready to give the ocean a run for its money! Just be careful not to attract any amorous blue whales with your impressive belly serenade. Who knew your digestive system had such hidden talents?

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