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Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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Updated

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Just shared via Messenger:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Just shared via Slack:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Spotted on YouTube:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Making waves on Discord:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Spotted on Slack:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Trending via Twitch:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Just shared via Messenger:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Going viral on Instagram:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Live now on Pinterest:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Just shared via Telegram:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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43 shares on Threads this month:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

49 shares on Discord this month:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Trending via WeChat:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Just shared via WeChat:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Just shared via Slack:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Shared recently on Messenger:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Making waves on WeChat:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Going viral on Facebook:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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