Funny Midwest quotes

• It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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• The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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• Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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• You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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• Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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• Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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