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Funny Midwest quotes

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025