Funny Midwest quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

  Commentary:
  When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

  Commentary:
  "Following a salt truck in the snow: When you've got your very own salty entourage clearing the way for your grand entrance! 🚔❄️ #MidwestVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Midwest – where our snow driving skills are on par with our donut-making abilities 🍩❄️ Just a quick spin, a graceful recovery, and we're back to our day like pros! Who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a winter circus? 🤹‍♂️ #MidwestPride"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wonders of the Midwest: where road construction is the unofficial state sport 🚧, weather is as unpredictable as a reality show plot twist 🌦️, and deer play a thrilling game of 'dodge the car' 🦌. Who needs small towns and cornfields when you've got all this excitement? 😂 #MidwestLiving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

  Commentary:
  "Midwest gang initiations are no joke 🥔🥣 Better hope you like potato salad – or else you might be in a real pickle! 😂 #MidwestTough"

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